Look out literary world. A new memoir is in “progress” that dares to go where no memoir has gone before. It has the sass of Sloane Crosely with a sprinkling of the international sexcapades of Jillian Lauren. This is the journey of a young woman forced to guard textbooks in an office in order to give her puppy the chance to make it big in this world. She bravely reflects on her past and defies the obstacles in her way. Perhaps her toughest account is the chapter where she reveals that she was chained to her desk, without pay, in a sea of evil balloons. Each ring of her phone is a measure in her somber sonata, which repeats over and over. She must endure the visits of the UPS man, who hands her a package, laments about the current sluttiness of mall cruising teenagers and cries out “Mama don’t let your kids go outside lookin like that!” Who is this woman? How has her story gone untold for so long?
In Pumpkin Spice Maniac: The story of Ami Keller, readers will be transported to world where five o’clock never comes fast enough and there is a countdown dedicated to the return of the pumpkin spice latte. The author reveals all her deepest thoughts and exposes the truth about her life as Senior Office Assistant. Will readers be able to handle her twisted life? Only the Pumpkin Spice Latte knows.