Never Said

December 26, 2010

The Ship Song Thank you everyone for your inspiring comments on my last blog.  That was so unexpected!  You are all lovely. It seems that “26 is the year of reflection.”  If I had to name them they’d be “21: the year of the drunken piglet pinata, 24: the year that started in a bathtub and [...]

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Pause for a Serious Moment

December 20, 2010

Glass Slipper It’s time to take a break from telling hilarious merry stories to tell one serious one.  Yesterday I walked across the stage at Texas Hall and graduated…again.  Waiting outside in the line trying to get my cap to stay on my head, I thought about how cold and confusing the whole process was [...]

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Another Tow Truck Driver

December 14, 2010

Chelsea, Let’s Go Join the Circus I think Cupid is confused or possibly he went to Park Row Medical Clinic and they gave him an endless supply of pain pills.  I appreciate that he flys around in the windy sky, almost naked, to help people find love.  And I am sure he gets a lot [...]

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Goodbye Nose Ring

December 13, 2010

Trail I’M GRADUATING SATURDAY!  *Reluctantly removes nose ring and dyes hair normal colors* That being said, I missed a month of recording the bizarre things that happened but I will be storytelling soon.  Now that I am done formatting (curse you graduate school!) there shall be many posts to come.  Until then, please enjoy this [...]

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Say What?

November 19, 2010

Metrorail Thru Space It’s good to ask questions.  I was once presented with a petition to spread peace throughout Africa, but after reading it carefully, I realized it was about sending weapons to Africa and “other nations not yet determined.”  It’s a good thing I ran away from those people or I’m sure I’d be [...]

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Small Town Bathroom

November 13, 2010

What’s the Attitude (feat. Hymnal) Last night I went with Mr. And Mrs. Cardona to see Robin’s art piece at a little gallery in downtown Hillsboro.  I ended up waiting in Borders and realized two things.  1) If you are a 30 year old hipster hanging out with a 16 year old on the window [...]

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The Jesus Tax

October 29, 2010

Grading took over my life for the past three weeks, and I neglected to write my blog.  I can only stare at the computer for so long!  I’m looking forward to a day when I can toss it over my balcony, although I’d probably go through withdrawal. A few Sundays ago I went running in [...]

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Gene Simmons owns the word….

October 12, 2010

Last night I laid on a tattoo table for several hours and learned three things. 1.  There is a band called Arrested Development that sued the show Arrested Development and won an undisclosed settlement. 2.  Girls that go to SMU like to get little peace signs tattoos 3.  And Gene Simmons owns the word Jell-O [...]

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Got the Blues?

September 29, 2010

Girl With One Eye Feeling down?  Like someone stabbed out your eye and spit into your empty socket?  Do you find yourself falling asleep on your floor in a puddle of tears with snot smeared down your face?  Broke, alone, homeless, sick?  Some doctors might suggest antidepressants, exercise, or more vitamin D.  But what does [...]

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My name is Officer Stupid

September 17, 2010

Tightrope (Feat. Big Boi) About a week ago I told my Dad I had nothing to write about for my blog, because everything going on was pretty boring.  He suggested I write about how mundane my life was (wake up, workout, grade online things, thesis, tv, sleep).  So the next day I got in the [...]

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