Euless is not exactly a cultural metropolis. Now to be fair, it’s located twenty minutes from Dallas, Fort Worth, Southlake, and Arlington, but twenty minutes seems like ten years now that there is no texting in the car. With a church on every corner, Euless is a low rent suburbia just minutes away from DFW airport. Why do I live in such a happening town? You’ll find out.
But for now I think it’s important to take some advice from Kitty. He hates Euless and sometimes tries to flee the apartment, only to sit at the bottom of the steps looking around, “this is what I snuck out for?”
Tonight I heard a strange rustling sound coming from the bathroom. I thought “Oh, please don’t let it be some kind of giant roach/rat/possum/weird hole in my ceiling blowing the shower curtain around.” As I peeked into the bathroom, this is what I saw:
Pure Joy. Rolling and rolling and grabbing handfuls of the shower curtain and more rolling and rolling. Kitty and I know the truth. Euless sucks. But all I need is a good roll in the bathtub. It’s what we all need.
Except people who don’t have a shower in their living space. This means you are either 1) Really rich and have one of those showers that is more like a shower cave, or you are homeless. Either way, you don’t get to play in the shower curtain and my advice is to start drinking heavily.
**To add, after this was posted I peeked in on kitty and he bit me in the face. Apparently, rolling happy time, is private time.**
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I’m interested in learning more about these legendary shower caves. You should go undercover and meet someone with a shower cave through a specialized dating site. Then obtain access to said cave and post pix here!
So cute..made me laugh!!
Well I wanted my friend Aaron Johnson to start a matchmaking service called AaronJohnsonhooksyouup.com, but he is dragging his feet. If this happens, my first criteria for going on a date will be “Do you have a shower cave?”